Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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