the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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