I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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