Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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