I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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