in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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