why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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