Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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