Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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