I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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