Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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