I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i dont even know how to be here
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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