Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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