That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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