Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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