he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Less talking, more tequila
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
