hell yes lets make some ravioli
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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