why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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