Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i out mim tonsoeep
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