you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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