windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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go home
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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