You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's shark week go big or go home
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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