My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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