whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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