i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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