it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I am one with the molecules
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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