He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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