Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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