ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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