He is an equal opportunity slut.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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