Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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