The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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