Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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