Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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