a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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