why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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