Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
