and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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