some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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