pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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