dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just puked most of my soul out..
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