Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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