I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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