yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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