I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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