idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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