the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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