I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
