Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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