Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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