People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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