Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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