my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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